Category Archives: Non-Sport

To Quote From The “Mars Attacks!” Movie: AK! AK-AK AK AK!

In discussing these packs, it seems appropriate to quote that great philosopher, Mr. Spock.  He once said that “having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.”.

I was in Target over the weekend and saw Mars Attacks sitting there, so I bought two packs.  I would’ve bought more, but I wasn’t sure if I was going to buy packs or just buy a complete set from my LCS.

I’ve been looking forward to Mars Attacks Heritage since I heard about it.  After all, what’s not to like?  It’s a painted vintage set, it inspired a Tim Burton movie that I really liked – and that’s notable because, for me, Tim Burton movies are very hit or miss (and more often “miss”).

I was pretty excited about Mars Attacks Heritage…  and then I opened my packs.  And now I’m not sure what I want to do.

This sounds more critical than I really mean it to be.  Going in, I honestly didn’t know many specifics about the original set, other than it being controversial, causing an uproar, and inspiring Tim Burton.  But I had only a general idea of what would be on my cards, so maybe the fault is on my expectations.

And it’s not like it would be a difficult set to complete.  Even if you go with the basic inserts, you’re still talking about fewer than 100 cards, and I don’t believe any of them are short prints.

Maybe the fault lies in unfortunate pulls in my packs.  Of the 12 cards in my packs, this one pictured above is the only one which clearly pictured a Martian.  Everything else had giant insects, or soldiers getting frozen or fried, or humans preparing to blow the hell out of Mars, or just general mayhem.  Then there are the “Deleted Scenes” cards, which aren’t bad but also are a little too well done;  they don’t have that pulp magazine look to them.  Finally, you’ve got the parallels (I pulled a green one, whoop-de-freakin-do), sketch cards (which sound neat, but I didn’t pull one) and “New Universe” cards which are a promotional thing for an IDW Comic.

I haven’t given up on this set, I will buy more, and hopefully I’ll get some cards more along the lines of what I was  hoping for.  And maybe since this year I don’t have Topps Attax as a low-cost “what the heck” pack, I can go with Mars Attacks instead.  Which reminds me… where are the “Mars Attax” Cards?  A collectible card game based on Mars Attacks seems like it would’ve been a natural.

One thing which intrigues me a bit about this set is the cost of producing it.  Think about it… Most of the artwork had been created long ago, and there are no licensing costs because Topps owns the set and the concept and the characters and such.  It seems to me that the only non-production costs involved are the sketch cards, the costs of creating the “Deleted Cards”, and the crossover cards with IDW Comics… and IDW probably did much of the work with those.

I’m not complaining, the packs are relatively cheap ($2.09 at Target for 6 cards).  I just  think it’s interesting in that it probably gives us an idea of what the  lowest-of-the-low price points would be for a Heritage-style set.

Oh, I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK

…I sleep all night and I work all day!

Cornerstone Communications Monty Python’s Flying Circus Card #43

I chop down trees, I eat my lunch, I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars!

Cornerstone Communications Monty Python’s Flying Circus Card #28

He chops down trees, he eats his lunch, he likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars…?

1964 Beatles Card: Which song are they playing?

Other people have tried to determine the particular baseball game shown on a card, I’m going to try to guess the song being performed on this card:

1964 Beatles B&W Series 2, Card #73

The cards came out in 1964, but I don’t know when in 1964, so I don’t know if “A Hard Day’s Night” would be in play… but I’m going to say it is.

Both John and Paul are singing, but John is featured, so it’s a John song with Paul probably singing harmonies.  George isn’t singing, so it’s not a three-part harmony song like “This Boy”.  From the body language, I’ll say it’s a slower or mid-tempo song, so I’ll rule out “She Loves You”, “I Want To Hold Your Hand” and “Twist And Shout”.  Looks like a TV appearance, so they’re probably not doing an album track like “I’ll Cry Instead” or “I Call Your Name”.

Not sure about “I Feel Fine”… I think George is singing backup on that one.  Might also be too late a song to appear on this card.

…Could be “From Me To You” or “I Should’ve Known Better”…

If I remembered any of the guitar lessons I had when I was younger, I’d be able to tell what chord they’re playing, and that might give a clue to what song it is.

I don’t know, I’m tempted to go with “If I Fell”.  That song fits about as well as any other song.  Again, if these cards came out before or even simultaneous with A Hard Day’s Night, then this post a Fail, but I’m going with that song.

I’d love to hear anybody else’s take on this.  Are you seeing something I’m missing?  Have another song in mind?

Super Bowl prediction sans football images

I’m using unrelated non-sports cards to accompany my predictions, because I don’t have any appropriate scans nor the time to scan anything.  Oh, sure, I could get images off another website, but where’s the fun in that?

New York Giants – 28

Prime Time Speed Racer #36 - Racer X

New England Patriots – 26

Donruss M*A*S*H #41 - Corporal Max Klinger

I do have one image which is appropriate for Super Bowl Sunday…

Inkworks Simpsons #55

Man, that thing does not like Duane.

Comic Images Godzilla #17

The other night I watched Gojira, the original 1954 Japanese movie which became Godzilla on this side of the Pacific, and I have to say it was pretty good.  A little talk-y in spots, or maybe it just seems that way because of the subtitles, but it was well done given the year and what I imagine the budget must’ve been.  It’s a far cry from the campy Godzilla movies of the 60’s and 70’s.

Cryptozoic Big Bang Theory Cards: What dark secret is Penny hiding?

I’d noticed something a few weeks ago that the upcoming BBT cards bear out…  Anyone who watches the show knows the characters…

There’s Leonard Hofstadter, Sheldon Cooper, Raj Koothrappali, Howard Wolowitz, Amy Farrah Fowler, Bernadette Rostenkowski and of course Penny… umm… Penny… shoot, what is Penny’s last name?

What the…?  Penny doesn’t have a last name?  That can’t be right, even Leslie Winkle and Barry Kripke have last names.  I’ll check imdb.com

Holy crap!  Penny doesn’t have a last name!  What could she be hiding?  Is she in the witness relocation program?  A cyborg sent to infiltrate a group of highly-placed Cal Tech scientists?  A shape-shifter from the Other Side?

What do you think, non-existent loyal followers?  Do you have any theories on Penny?