Duh duh duh duh-nuh-nuh
…So, I’m not too happy with this guy:
My wife has been a dedicated Orioles fan since 1983. During that time, she’s had two favorite players: Cal Ripken and…
She’s been a fan of Brian’s pretty much since he came up; she still hates Jerry Hairston because back then he was the guy who stood between Brian and a starting job.
She stuck with him through concussions and injuries. She stuck with him though steroid allegations. She’s gone through numerous black and orange t-shirts with “ROBERTS 1” on the back.
We entered this offseason knowing that Brian could be gone, but hoping that he’d sign some incentive-laden contract with the Orioles.
I always figured that if he did leave, he’d end up with some team who might benefit from an upgrade and have little to lose… Maybe the Twins or Cubs?
But when I saw that negotiations were happening with the Yankees, I said — Well, I try to keep this blog family friendly, so I won’t share what I said.
I wasn’t there when my wife found out, but she told me that she let out a very loud gasp of disbelief.
I mean, it’s one thing to leave Baltimore…
It’s another thing to go to the – pause while I spit on the ground – YANKEES…
It’s even worse to know that, according to some sources, he didn’t even give the Orioles a chance to match the relatively modest contract.
I dunno, maybe this was an unspoken mutual parting. Maybe the Orioles pulled him aside, wished him well and made it clear that he shouldn’t let the front door hit him on the backside.
All I know is that my wife is very upset and sad… “Heartbroken” may be too strong a word, but I haven’t ruled it out. Last night I gave her some 2013 Topps Series 2 wax packs to open (because she likes busting some wax now and then) and she pulled this card:
Before this happened, she would’ve let out an exuberant yell after pulling a Brian, even if it was a base card; last night she just looked really dejected and said “It’s not even a good picture of him”.
…and it’s not. Do we want to know what Bryce Harper is doing to Brian here?
I know baseball is a business. I know players have to do what’s best for them.
…But come on, dude. The freakin’ Yankees?
…And it’s not even like you can say he did it for the money. $2 Million plus incentives? That’s not “doing it for the money”.
I hope he ends up with a uniform number like 43.
I hope that, if he “has always dreamed of turning two with Jeter”, the two of them are never healthy at the same time.
I hope he realizes that if things go badly, he’s going to hear it from the fans and get mocked on the back page of the NY Post and Daily News.
I hope that the Yankees continue to get old and end up in last place looking up at the first place Orioles. Yeah, yeah, this is my hope every year, but more so this year. This year…. it’s personal.