Conlan On A Conlan? Bowman On A Bowman?

After a recent custom of Mets rookie pitcher P.J. Conlon, Jeremy over at the Topps Cards That Never Were blog asked “Has anyone made a Conlon card of Conlon?”

…Meaning, of course, whether P.J. Conlon had ever been the subject of a custom card in the style of the Conlon Collection cards of the 1990’s.

I was chagrined that I never thought of this myself.

I mean, I did once put Aaron Judge on an Old Judge.

…But Conlon on a Conlon? This was a project I was definitely going to have to take on.

And so…

…but the Conlon Collection design is a bit uninteresting and largely straightforward (even if I couldn’t get the fonts quite right) so I started to think about something more challenging and appealing. I got to wondering what other similar baseball card brand and player combinations I could come up with.

There’s Cardinal Matthew Bowman on a 1951 Bowman…

…Legendary Indians pitcher Herb Score on a 1988 Score…

In a bit of a stretch, DeJong on a DeLong…

Making a custom of the 1933 DeLong set was the biggest challenge of the bunch, and the most fun as well.

I thought about making a custom of Wally Post on a Post cereal card, but then realized that Wally already *had* been on a 1962 Post card, so that took the wind out of those particular sails.

I tried my best to come up with others, but there just aren’t any Major Leaguers named “Fleer”, “Mother’s” or “Leaf”. Can anyone come up with any combos I missed?

Most of my custom efforts this week were devoted to the project I just shared, but I have certain cards I’m determined to feature each week, so let’s get to those…

For the 1988 Topps Tribute of the week, all of the players who were outstanding last week have either been on an 88T custom already or weren’t players I really wanted to feature, so I went with the A.L. Pitcher of the Month for May, Justin Verlander.

It wasn’t until this past week when I looked at the standings and saw “SEATTLE” at the top of the A.L. West that I said “Hey, the Mariners are really good this year!” So much attention has been on the World Champion Astros and the Ohtani Angels that it seemed like the Mariners came out of nowhere, even though I can see on the M’s Baseball Reference Schedule/Results Page that they’ve never been more than 3.5 games out all season.

As a result, Mariners manager Scott Servais gets this week’s Managerial custom.

As for my Mets and Orioles… well… it’s been a long season already.  The Mets have lost 19 of the past 24 games, and the Orioles have lost 9 in a row and are on a pace to lose 117 games.

There’s nobody from either team’s offense which deserves any sort of commemoration this week, so I’ll feature Steven Matz and Kevin Gausman, who starting pitchers who pitched reasonably well this week.

Hopefully the coming week will feature some Mets and Orioles performances that deserve some custom commemoration.


Which 3 Cardinals, Twins Would You Pick For A “1964 Topps Giants” Style Set?

In my little imaginary universe, Topps has decided to revive the 1964 Giant set and has put me in charge of determining the checklist for a set to be released late this summer. As with the original, each team is given three cards in the set, no matter if they won the World Series or got the top draft pick. Who gets left out from the contending teams? Who fills out the trio on the bad teams?

Just to be clear, the checklist is meant to appeal to baseball fans looking for their favorite players as well as each team’s best players… Ideally the players who, when this set comes out, had been 2018 All-Stars or at least considered for that honor. There’s no “lottery mentality” involved here, so a highly regarded and heavily hyped but struggling rookie is not going to be included.

This is the fourth of a series, and this time we’re covering the teams from the 1987 World Series, the Cardinals and Twins.



For this checklist, I’m intentionally focusing on performance in 2017 and 2018. I’m not sure the statistics support the selection of Yadi, but the man was an All-Star last year, is a future HOFer and unless he were massively overstaying his welcome it just wouldn’t seem right to leave him out of any Cardinals trio.


He’s here more for what he did with the Marlins last year (All-Star, Gold Glove, Silver Slugger) than what he’s done this year with the Cardinals, but I felt like he still belongs.


This is a choice I struggled with, because Pham isn’t one of those guys who is THE BEST, but it seems like no matter how you slice and dice the team’s statistics, he’s AMONG THE BEST, so I’m giving him the last Cardinals slot.

Strongly considered:
Carlos Martinez – An All-Star last year, Martinez was narrowly beaten out by Pham.
Jose Martinez – Leads the team in many offensive categories in 2018 and is having something of a breakout year at the age of 29
Miles Mikolas – If we considered only this season to date (7-2, 2.43), Mikolas is a shoo-in.

Others Considered: Harrison Bader, Matt Carpenter, Paul DeJong, Dexter Fowler, Greg Holland, Bud Norris, Michael Wacha, Adam Wainwright



Like with Yadi and the Cardinals, I don’t feel like you can leave out Mauer. His numbers have fallen off, but I don’t think enough to exclude him.


Gold Glove and among the better players on the team.


He has been injured most of this year and was included based on his very strong 2017… but it wasn’t an easy decision.

Strongly Considered:
Eddie Rosario – He was very good last year, is very good this year, and that almost got him in. Almost.
Miguel Sano – An all-Star last year, but he’s been struggling this year and recently got optioned to the minors.
Byron Buxton – Gold Glove last year, but not enough performance this year.

Others considered: Jose Berrios, Jason Castro, Eduardo Escobar, Max Kepler, Brandon Kinzler, Lance Lynn, Jake Odorizzi, Addison Reed, Fernando Rodney

One quick comment to wrap things up… After choosing three position players for the Cardinals, I got to wondering if, back in 1964, Topps had included at least one pitcher for every team. Something like that would affect the way I selected future teams. I went through a few teams from the 1964 set before I ran across the Kansas City Athletics who were represented by outfielder Rocky Colavito, 1st Baseman Jim Gentile and shortstop Wayne Causey.  That answered my question, but as I had to go through at least 10 teams before finding the A’s, perhaps I should make inclusion a factor where we’re choosing between a pitcher and a position player for the third slot.

And now, on to our reader participation part…

Would you have picked different Cardinals or Twins?

I Feel Like Posting Random Stuff

I haven’t done enough random stuff lately… well, there was an arbitrarily-themed post last week, but before that… who knows.

It’s been a while since I’ve posted any cards from 1956… It’s been a while since I got any 1956.

After I complete my 1957 Orioles team set, I probably should move back to 1956… just to have a goal involving 1956 Topps, rather than just buying cheap, appealing ones. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Gotta include the backs of anything from 1956.

This card of Bart Giamatti always makes me sad. He was a huge baseball fan, seemed well-suited for the role of Commissioner and seemed to relish the position… but he suffered a fatal heart attack just shy of one year in office.

I bought a pack of 2016/17 Panini Complete basketball at a Dollar Tree just for grins. I like these cards… Low price point, simple but appealing design, large checklist. It almost makes me wish that I had any kind of interest in basketball.

I remember Steve Hargan as an unspectacular pitcher for the Texas Rangers in the 1970’s and ever since I got this card I’d been meaning to look up what got him on an insert card in 1968.

He was an All-Star in 1967, that’s mainly what. That season, when Hargan was 24, he lead the league with 6 shutouts. Contrast that to his last season of 1977 where he was taken by the Blue Jays in the expansion draft, traded back to Texas, sold to the Braves and then released, all by June 15th.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. Someone needs to bring back drop shadow lettering like this on baseball uniforms.

I’ll wrap things up with a 1954 Bowman Johnny Klippstein which I got because it was cheap and I have damn few cards from 1954 Bowman… I ignored the 1950’s for the longest time but have been dipping my toes in over the past 10 years or so.

Klippstein pitched 18 years with 8 different teams and at various times lead the league in wild pitches and hit batsmen. His nickname was “The Wild Man of Borneo” (which was the name of a 1941 movie).

2018 TSR: I Can Make It Longer If You Like The Style, I Can Change It ‘Round

Once again, I didn’t have a subject line in mind for my weekly virtual pack of custom baseball cards, so I used a line from a well-known song.  If you can’t quite place it, the video is at the end of the post.

Over the offseason it was clear that the Orioles needed pitching.  One of the pitchers they signed was former Tampa Bay Ray Alex Cobb.  Like many on the Orioles pitching staff, Cobb has been a disappointment… until…

This past week saw the arrival of a series I never look forward to, that time when my two teams (Mets and Orioles) face off against each other.  Naturally, Cobb puts in his best performance of the season (6.0 IP, 2 hits, 1 run, 7 K’s, 1 BB) against the Mets.  Granted the Mets aren’t putting up much of an offensive fight against anyone these days…

P.J. Conlon isn’t currently on the Mets 25-man roster, but he has an interesting background.  Although he grew up in California, Conlon is the first Irish-born player in the Majors since the Senators’ Joe Cleary in 1945.

According to Baseball Reference, Conlon is the 49th Irish-born pitcher in the Majors; only he and Cleary were born after 1901.

On June 2nd, the Mets lost Conlon on waivers to the Dodgers. Conlon was assigned to AAA Oklahoma City but before he appeared in a game, the Mets claimed him back on waivers.

Manager card of the week… The Cubs have been less-than-dominant this season, at times briefly finding themselves in fourth place. They’ve been on a tear lately and are currently a half-game behind the Brewers, so Joe Maddon gets himself a card.

Rookie Giants pitcher Dereck Rodriguez also hasn’t been dominant, although he did pitch well against the Phillies on June 3rd.

What makes him a pitcher of note is that he’s the son of Hall-of-Famer Ivan “Pudge” Rodriguez. Dereck was born early on in Pudge’s MLB career.

Time for a couple of throwback customs… First off is our 1988 Tribute card of the week, as always included because Topps decided to use the design for Major League Soccer instead of Major League Baseball.

This week I decided to go with a smaller market and I made a custom for the Twins’ Eddie Rosario.

This past week Rosario batted .379 with 7 runs and 7 RBI with a double and four homers.  On the season he’s batting .318 with 14 homers, 40 runs and 43 RBI.

Rosario’s numbers were good enough that I picked him up for my fantasy team, while dropping Justin Turner, who is continuing to have issues with his wrist…

..and who is the subject of the latest “Pointless Pairings” insert.

Finally, Stephen Colbert brought his Late Show crew to Citi Field this past Friday for kickoff of the Mets/Yankees series. I ran across a posed photo that I wanted to use for *something*, but I wasn’t sure what.

…And then I thought about some 1955 Bowman cards I saw while poking around the Burdick Collection at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s website and I said “Oh, of course!”

I also stumbled across a video… or at the time, a “promotional film”… that I’d never seen before. It’s for the Beatles’ song Paperback Writer, the source of today’s subject line.

Which 3 Brewers, White Sox Would You Pick For A “1964 Topps Giants” Style Set?

In my little imaginary universe, Topps has decided to revive the 1964 Giant set and has put me in charge of determining the checklist. As with the original, each team is given three cards in the set, no matter if they won the World Series or got the top draft pick. Who gets left out from the contending teams? Who fills out the trio on the bad teams?

This is the third of a series, and this time we’re covering the former divisional rivals Brewers and White Sox.

I know we’ve got some Brewers fans out there, I’d be curious to know your take on this.


I like Travis Shaw, so I’ll admit that I came into this looking for ways to justify putting him in this checklist. Last year he lead the team in doubles and RBI and tied for the team lead in homers. This year he leads the team in all three of those categories again. I’d call that justification.


Top 3 in most offensive categories and one of the bigger names on the team.


On a team with several very good relievers, I have to go with the guy who’s the closer.

Lorenzo Cain – Cain probably has as much claim to one of the three spots as the three players who got the honor, but I had to draw the line somewhere. Cain leads the team in On-Base % and hits.

Matt Albers – His stats are surprisingly good… well, surprising to anyone who saw him when he pitched for the Orioles.

Cory Knebel – An All-Star last year

Jeremy Jeffress – interesting bit of trivia; the Brewers had traded both Cain and Jeffress to the Royals in the trade that brought Zack Greinke to Milwaukee.

Ryan Braun – The best-known player on this team. That and $2.75 gets him on the subway.

Others considered: Jesus Aguiar, Chase Anderson , Zach Davis, Jimmy Nelson, Manny Pina, Domingo Santana, Brent Suter, Eric Thames, Jonathan Villar



Abreu is this week’s one “no brainer”. He lead team in most major offensive categories in 2017 and does so again this year. Last year he was the league’s Total Bases leader and a 100 RBI guy.


The team’s leading triples guy last year and this, and among the top 3 in most non-power-related offensive categories. I’ll admit, this is very debatable, but I’m going with Yolmer (or Carlos, I’m never sure which one to go with).


He’s a shortstop and also is among the team leaders in a number of categories.

Yoan Moncada – A hot prospect who probably should make a similar checklist in 2019, but to me he’s not quite there yet. Who knows, I might be regretting this omission before I get through all 30 teams.

Wellington Castillo – “Beef” would’ve gotten some consideration had he not been suspended for PDA’s

Others considered: Matt Davidson, Avisail Garcia, Nate Jones, Reynaldo Lopez, James Shields

Like I said, very few of these were easy decisions. Did I make the right ones? Let me know in the comments!

The Show’s In July, Not June? (Long Drawn-Out Sigh)

When the calendar turned over to June, it occurred to me that the three-times-a-year regional card show – the show which, despite the 2 hour drive, is the show closest to Shlabotsylvania – was coming up in a couple of weeks.  I started updating my “Show wantlist” MS Word document and thinking about which of my 379 goals I would focus on (379 is only a slight exaggeration)… and then it occurred to me to look at my wall calendar where I’d written the date down.

…and that’s when I realized the show is in July, not June.  (*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*).

To console myself, and to play a small role in getting me mentally focused on what I should be looking for when I get to the show, I started looking through folders containing scans of cards I never got around to posting, many of which were obtained at earlier instances of this same show.

The first two cards were from a dimebox, and both come from the 1979 TCMA “Baseball History” set, about which I know little (other than they’re cool).

Bill Virdon is a player/manager I collect because I latched on to him when he was the manager of the Yankees during a brief period when I was too young and naive to know I was supposed to hate the Yankees.

For many, many years my oldest card was a 1952 Topps Hank Thompson… For that reason alone, I have a certain fondness for Hank. It doesn’t hurt that he played most of his MLB career for the New York Giants (a family member was a Giants fan before they left for San Francisco)

This makes three Hank Thompson cards I own; the third is a Red Man Tobacco card. I’ve given thought towards making Hank Thompson something of a player collection, but it’s not like I don’t have enough goals and player collections as it is… We’ll see how I feel come July.

Upper Deck issued a few sets in Japan and I wanted to get at least one example for my collection. So Taguchi appeared in the Majors from 2002 to 2009 and this card was cheap on COMC, so I pulled the trigger on it.  By the way, these UD Victory cards are slightly smaller than standard-sized.

I love getting Japanese cards, although my Japanese collection doesn’t have much rhyme or reason to it.

Once upon a time this blog featured pairs of cards I called “Doppelgangers”, two cards from different companies which featured more or less the same moment on the field. This pair, a 1992 Leaf Preview card and the actual Leaf card, doesn’t meet the “different companies” criteria but it’s still pretty cool.

If I’m not mistaken, the Preview cards were inserted into 1992 Donruss factory sets in advance of the release of the Leaf set.

I’m not a fan of the Red Sox and I don’t chase down HOFers unless there’s a specific need, so I believe this is one of two Ted Williams cards I own.

…The other card being his manager card from the 1972 set. In both cases, I acquired them as part of a general quest to get as many cards from 1970 – 1972 Topps as my budget will allow.

Another back-burnered goal: 1976 Kellogg’s.

No real reason this got put on a back burner other than the usual… I ran into a small roadblock and my attention got diverted to the next big thing. Long-term focus is not one of my strong points.

I only have a couple of “Retro 1984” cards from 2018 Donruss, but they seem so well done that I may try to get more of them… even for teams and players I don’t collect.

Seriously, though, I think these are among the nicest baseball cards Panini has produced so far. The design, the gloss, the selection of photos which minimize the “photoshoppiness” of the cards while allowing you to actually see the player’s face. Just a good job by Panini.

I saw that there’s a new TV show coming this fall which stars Ryan Eggold (The Blacklist) and Freema Agyeman (“Martha Jones” from Doctor Who).

I saw a still featuring Ryan Eggold from the show, and my brain said “Oh, ‘Evil Tom’ is undercover as a doctor at hospital”. I can’t imagine what my reaction is going to be to Freema playing a role other than Martha, especially if she’s – gasp! – playing an American. Her IMDB page tells me she’s been in a number of TV series, including one called “Law And Order: UK” which, now that I’m aware of it, I’d kind of like to see.

OK, that’s enough random ramblings for today… The next post might actually have a theme to it.

2018 TSR: Mistakes May Have Been Made…

Quick comment for anyone who’s new to The Shlabotnik Report… we’re about to “open a pack” of virtual baseball cards, some of my own design, others are a tribute to past sets.

So… I’m beginning to wonder if I screwed up in my post this past Friday where I selected the 3 Braves and Yankees who would represent their teams in a fictional card set which mirrors the 1964 Topps “Giants” set.  For the Braves I chose Freddie Freeman, Ender Inciarte and Ozzie Albies…

…To which Mike Foltynewicz says “Leave me out of your stupid set’s checklist, willya?”

In an effort to make me look foolish, Foltynewicz has not given up more than a single earned run in each of his last five starts, including Friday night’s two-hit shutout of the Nationals. In that game Folty retired 20 Nats in a row, and over his last five starts he has an 0.56 ERA, 37 K’s and 17 hits allowed over 32 innings.

Hey, speaking of the Braves… Do you know which golfer recently qualified for the U.S. Seniors Open?  Why none other than Braves HOFer John Smoltz!

Among the players who Smoltz beat out was Football HOFer John Elway.

What can I say about the Orioles this year? Before the season started, some thought they had a chance at a wild card spot. Instead they currently have the worst record in the major leagues and are getting ready to trade off players who are in their walk year.

None of this is the fault of Jace Peterson, who was claimed on waivers in April and has been starting a number of games at third base, even though he’s played the majority of his Major League games at second.

While he’s struggling at the plate, I understand he plays a respectable third base. I don’t know firsthand because I have to admit I’ve watched very little of the Orioles lately.

By contrast, the Tigers started tearing things down last season, but they’ve won 4 straight and 8 out of 10 to get up to 2nd place in the admittedly mediocre AL Central.

Maybe the Orioles need a “Rally Goose”…

I couldn’t decide who to make my “Met of the Week” so I went with the guy who had the best stats for the week: Outfielder Brandon Nimmo.

This past week Nimmo batted .390 with 3 doubles, 3 homers, 6 runs, 7 RBI and 2 stolen bases.  I almost went with Amed Rosario;  he’ll probably be the Mets card next week unless somebody convinces me otherwise.

Time for the 1988 Tribute of the week, where I create the 30th anniversary insert set that Topps didn’t. This week’s subject is the Indians’ Jose Ramirez:

For the week, Ramirez batted .367 with 3 doubles, 4 homers, 9 runs and 6 RBI.

To finish things off with another “insert”…  It’s been a while since I included an sheet of U-KNOW-M stamps – “You’ll love ’em because U-KNOW-M” – in a pack.  Can you guess what Ludwig Von Drake, the Burgermeister Meisterburger, “Poppin’ Fresh” (aka the Pillsbury Doughboy) and Boris Badenov have in common?

All four were originally voiced by Paul Frees, who did an amazing amount of voice work and narration over his lifetime. The other day I was discussing the Don Knotts movie “The Incredible Mr. Limpet” with friends – when I was a kid it was in heavy rotation on the local channel’s weekday afternoon movie – and somehow Crusty The Crab from that movie evolved into a discussion of the man who gave voice to Crusty… Paul Frees. Among other roles of his were Santa Claus from “Frosty The Snowman”, John Lennon and George Harrison from the early 1960’s Beatles cartoon, Morocco Mole (sidekick to Secret Squirrel), Inspector Fenwick (“Dudley Do-Right”), Fred (“Super Chicken”), Ape (the original “George Of The Jungle”), Ben Grimm from the 1960’s Fantastic Four cartoon, the mega-computer Colossus from “Colossus: The Forbin Project” and the narrator of the classic ultra-low-budget 1970’s parody film “Hardware Wars”.

I understand that if you’re under a certain age (which I won’t guess at) you’re not going to know what I’m talking about, but trust me, it’s impressive.