Last week I was in Target looking for 2017 Bowman. I didn’t find it during that trip (and when I did find it, it proved just a bit too uninteresting to bother posting about), but did find packs of 2017 Topps Major League Soccer.
The pack is only 6 cards, but it’s also only $1.99, so I pulled the trigger. I don’t follow MLS, so this will be a one-and-done situation.
Before I get to the cards… Is it wrong that I feel bad for MLS? I think the American mindset is to want the best of the best, but in the case of soccer, that’s the English Premier League, the German Bundesliga, etc. And honestly, if you’re watching the game on a TV or other electronic device, does it make a huge difference if the game is in a nearby city or on another continent?
MLS would like for you to not answer that question.
Anyway, on to the pack.
First card: Jelle Van Damme, Los Angeles Galaxy
Not a bad design, but I’d like to see more of the background in an unblurred, uncloudy state. In other words, less of the typical recent Topps behavior.
Next up Juan Gaudelo, New England Revolution.
Because of the different border with numbers running down the side, I’d wondered if this might be a parallel, but it’s actually a subset: “24 under 24”, which is an annual ranking of the top MLS players who are 23 years old and younger. Mr. Gaudelo is #17 on the current ranking.
Atiba Harris, FC Dallas
Chris Pontius, Back Of The Net insert.
Graham Zusi, Sporting Kansas City
I’m going to play the Grumpy Old Man card… specifically my 1992 Star Pics Saturday Night Live Grumpy Old Man card…
…And say that “Sporting Kansas City” is a dumb-ass name for a team.
In my day, teams had names like Expos, SuperSonics and Barons! That’s the way it was, and we liked it!
Finally, David Villa, NYC FC
David Villa recently threw out the first pitch at a Yankees game. NYC FC is part-owned by the Yankees, so it follows that they cross-promote.
I have to say, I’m glad I’m not a soccer fan in NYC: One team has Yankee ownership, the other is named for an energy drink.
I’m of the opinion that NYC FC is another stupid (and awkward) team name, but given the ownership situation, I suppose we should be happy that they’re not called “Yankee United”.