For a number of reasons I’ve been on a custom card hiatus for much of the current season. I had plans to do all sorts of customs related to 1974 Topps / 2023 Heritage, but soon after I finished my World Baseball Classic customs I lost my customs muse.
BUT I’m finding my mojo again, and I’m going to feature a few ideas I had, starting with a faux insert set featuring current Major Leaguers who wear glasses, something I’d definitely collect if it were an insert in pretty much any current set. I don’t love the name “Specs Squad” but it’s the best I could think of.
As someone who has worn glasses for decades – I’ve never had much interest in LASIK or contacts – I tend to be drawn to people who also wear glasses, so a faux insert set featuring Major Leaguers who wear glasses was a natural for me.
Before we get started, I will point out that I’m limiting this to players who have appeared in at least one MLB game in 2023, otherwise Sean Doolittle and Randy Dobnak would be included (and *will* be included should they appear in a game).
While I did a fair amount of research on this, I may have missed some. Feel free to clue me in via the comments.
I’ll work from the most well-known glasses wearers to the one-game-this-season guys…
Dodgers pitcher Julio Urias is maybe the best-known wearer of glasses during games. He lead the NL last year with a 2.16 ERA, had 20 wins in 2021… and has never been an All-Star?!? Huh.
Zac Gallen lead the NL with a 0.913 WHIP last year and he’s leading in WHIP again (as this post is written). He’s twice gotten Cy Young votes and was an All-Star this year.
Danny Jansen shares Blue Jays catching duties with Alejandro Kirk, and it was kind of hard to find a decent photo of him where you could see that he’s wearing glasses. He’s also somewhat in the minority among glasses wearers in that he’s a position player.
Joe Kelly went from the White Sox to the Dodgers a few days before the trade deadline.
Davis Schneider is a particular favorite of mine and a recent addition to this list. A 28th round pick out of Voorhees, NJ, the 5’9″ Schneider came out of nowhere to hit a homer in his first plate appearance and got nine hits and a second home run in his first three games, the first Major Leaguer to accomplish that.
Dane Dunning has been involved in trades for Lucas Giolito and Lance Lynn. He seems to have found himself this year, putting up a 9-4 record with a 3.10 ERA and a 1.144 WHIP. He gets bonus points from me in that he apparently wears glasses full time, not just when on the field… I don’t think the glasses in this image are his “gamers”.
Blake Sabol is a rookie catcher/left fielder/DH who has appeared in 89 games for the Giants.
Astros pitcher J.P. France is a 28-year-old rookie who has a 9-4 record an a 2.75 ERA over 17 starts and one relief appearance.
Andruw Monasterio, the second Major Leaguer named Andruw, has made a number of appearances as a supersub rookie for the Brewers.
Trent Thornton has split 10 relief appearances between the Blue Jays and the Mariners, who picked him up in a deal leading up to the deadline.
Josh Fleming is in his fourth season with the Rays and has put up a 2-0 record over 12 appearances.
Mexican pitcher Javier Assad has started and finished games for the Cubs. In this photo he kind of reminds me of James Austin Johnson, the Saturday Night Live cast member best known for his uncanny impression of Donald Trump. “We all love the Cubs, don’t we folks?”
Anthony Banda has pitched for 7 teams over seven seasons and he’s been on my radar for a while, having appeared on a bunch of 2018 rookie cards. He’s put in a few appearances for the Nats this years, but his numbers haven’t been great.
Alec Mills has pitched one inning for the Reds earlier this year, but hey, it counts! He’s made 70 appearances over 7 seasons, mostly with the Cubs.
Richie Palacios is so new to the Cardinals that I had to digitally fake a Cardinals cap on this image. He has appeared in three games, all against the Mets… I was watching one game and said “Hey, who’s this?” when he came to bat. He gets a thumbs-up for me for wearing his glasses during a spring training photo shoot.
Again, these are the players I’ve been able to find. If you know of anyone else who has appeared in a Major League game this season while wearing glasses, let me know! Maybe we can pad this insert set so it fits nicely in two 9-pocket sheets (not that I have any plans to print them or anything…)