Bat-Around (Or Is It?): My Various Projects

It’s all about flexibility.

That’s what I was thinking when I was reading last week’s Night Owl Cards post about the irons he currently has in the fire. Some of the commenters suggested the topic become a “Blog Bat-Around”, and I said “Challenge accepted!”… although I’m not sure that anybody else has actually done this. No matter, I shall forge ahead!

I always have multiple projects going on, mainly because have numerous interests when it comes to my collection.  I’ll also confess to having a short attention span.

But when it all comes down to it, the go-to excuse I use is “flexibility”.

Here’s an example…

The card shows nearest to my home in Shlabotsylvania involve a 2+ hour drive, so I only get to one or two a year.  Because of of the paucity of show opportunities, I feel I can’t and shouldn’t limit things to one goal.  However, the last time I went to a show I went in with a primary goal of chasing after 1977-78 Topps Hockey, a set I started as a kid and have been giving thought to completing.

Then I got to the show – a regional show with several hundred tables – and found very little 1970’s hockey. Vintage hockey? Sure. Current hockey? Multiple dealers. 1970’s hockey? Too bad, so sad.

As a result, what had been my primary goal of the day quickly resulted in me standing in a show aisle saying “Well, poo…” (In the manliest way possible, I assure you).

That same show is rolling around in early April and I want to be ready for several possible contingencies, so I thought this post topic would allow me to contemplate just what it is that’s floating my cardboard boat right now.

Opening Current Packs
I completely understand that buying packs of current sets is a non-cost-effective way of collecting, but I’ve done it all my life, I enjoy picking up packs whenever I go into Target (and still miss when drug stores and convenience stores sold them as well) and I’m not stopping now.

It’s not even about chasing sets, because I have no illusions of completing 2018 Topps or Heritage. It’s more about having fun, acquiring cards of new players and getting a head start on my various projects involving 2018 cards.

Unfortunately in Shlabotsylvania (and, I’m guessing, elsewhere), retail Heritage is already drying up just weeks after the release. Sometimes this hobby just tries my patience.

1957 Topps Orioles Team Set
Last year, CommishBob of the must-read Five Tool Collector filled me with delight and astonishment when he sent me a Brooks Robinson rookie card, this lovely example from 1957.

Once the state of shock wore off, I decided that it would be fun to go after the team set. At that point I only had a couple, but I put a dent in it the last time, and will pursue this further at the April card show.

1966 Topps Mets Team set
This one is a “just in case things fall into place” project.

I thought this would be a relatively easy team set to complete. The Mets loaded up on past-their-prime future HOFers in the early years. Young future HOFers would come starting with Tom Seaver in 1967 and Nolan Ryan in 1968. 1966 Topps falls in a sweet spot between the two. The big names in the team set are Tug McGraw, Ron Hunt, Ken Boyer and Ed Kranepool. Sounds like an achievable goal for a collector on a budget, right?

That’s when I found that there seems to be an… ahhh, let’s say *unusual* shortage of several of the high-numbered commons such as Lou Klimchock. For example, I can go out on COMC and get nice-enough copies of hi #’s like Dick Bertell, Andre Rogers or John Sullivan for under $8. Lou Klimchock? Not a single one out there… and it doesn’t seem like there are any bargains to be found on eBay.  I’m going to keep my eye out for the three cards I need, but I won’t get my hopes up.

1979 Topps
I’ll admit, the enthusiasm isn’t really there for this project… but I need fewer than 50 cards to finish off the 1979 Topps set, and all of them are minor stars and commons.

1979 Topps is my least-favorite set of the decade, so I have to admit this is not so much a passion project as it is an “I’m out of excuses” project.  Besides, when I finish this I’ll extend my run of complete Topps sets from 1973 to 1981.

1976 SSPC
This goal’s a little dicey because I rarely find a lot of SSPC at shows.

One thing working against me is that I have only a couple of Yankees and Phillies, and an argument can be made that I should just try and buy those team sets on eBay… but I can’t decided how I want to procede on those.

1961 Topps Sports Cars
I love this non-sport set, and giggle like a child when I pick up new cards, but because it’s a small set and the only non-sports I’m chasing to any degree,  if it’s not right in front of me it tends to get forgotten.

I’m just over halfway to completion, I should ramp this one up.

1970, 1971 and 1972 Topps
These are sets I’ve had a long-term non-goal of having fun with and accumulating as many as possible without actually committing to completing the sets.

I’ve made efforts to break the sets down into smaller goals, like chasing down all of the Expos from these three sets.

I’ve also tried sub-goals like trying to complete the lower series… For example, I’ve got all of the 1972 commons through the 5th series…  6th and 7th are a different matter.

1969 High #’ed Cards For The Expansion Teams
Why the expansion teams?  There’s something I love about players shown wearing what was, at the time, a brand spanking new uniform.

Why high numbers?  Because that love doesn’t spread to tightly-cropped photos of capless guys in California Angels jerseys.


Hot Stove: Cole, Holds, Penfold And Passing Souls

It’s funny how some things just fall together… These customs all worked out to come together into one largely rhyming post title.

“Cole” is Gerrit Cole, who was traded by the Pirates to the Astros for several players, including potential Shlabotnik favorite Colin Moran (who is B.J. Surhoff’s nephew, so for the time being he’s a “legacy” favorite guy.)

This has been a rough year for my “Hot Stove” set because there has been relatively little player movement, and when someone does move I can’t find suitable photos or don’t have time to do it properly. I ended up rushing through this one a little bit; you might not see it (or maybe you do), but it bothers me a little. Not enough to stop me from posting it, though.

Next up, “Holds”… I’m continuing my 2017 MLB Leaders series of ersatz 1972 customs with this unofficial stat designed to measure a middle reliever’s effectiveness.  A pitcher gets a Hold by coming into a game with a lead of no more than three runs, getting an out and maintaining that lead (but does not earn a save in the process).

As it turned out, there were three MLB pitchers who tied for third, and that threw me for a loop. I didn’t want to change the design of the card, so I went with the floaty head option, which I think works pretty well.

The Twins’ Taylor Rogers lead the Majors with 30 holds.

Coming up next is Nick “Hubba Hubba” Vincent with 29 holds. No, I don’t know why he’s called “Hubba Hubba”, but I’d like to find out (I’ll be really impressed if it has anything to do with the song “Happy Boy” by The Beat Farmers).  If you’re like me and had never heard of Vincent before, a major factor is that he has almost no Major League cardboard. He was in that 2015 Platinum Series collectible card game – remember that?  The other card he had, oddly enough, was an autograph card in 2016 Topps Update. Of these five players, only Andrew Miller has any significant cardboard representation over the past two seasons.

The Floaty Head Three – Andrew Miller, not-the-Indians-infielder Jose Ramirez and new Met Anthony Swarzak – all tied for third with 27 holds.

Late New Year’s Resolution:  Feature more guys like these on custom cards in 2018.

These next two customs were last minute additions and are an excuse to feature some new A’s alternates that I really like. These new unis are meant to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the team’s move to Oakland and they are Kelly Green, the green they used to wear in the 1960’s and 1970’s.

I don’t know what pro sports teams have against Kelly Green, but I love it.  It seems like teams are either going with “Midnight Green” (the Philadelphia Eagles) or “Neon Snot Green” (the Seattle Seahawks).

There’s a cap which goes with the jersey;  I’d prefer it have a yellow bill, but this is actually a nice throwback to 1968, when they wore solid green caps (only those caps had just “A”, rather than “A’s”.)

What encourages me the most about this unveiling is that the three players involved in the unveiling all seemed to really like the change, and came out in favor of wearing them more than just for the planned Friday night home games. As far as I’m concerned, they can wear these in all of the games.

I’ve been working for a while on this sheet of U-KNOW-M stamps – “You love ’em because U-KNOW-M!”… Remember to look for U-KNOW-M stamp albums at your favorite virtual retailer!

I normally mention these from top to bottom, but since I have a bit to say about the two musicians who have passed away fairly recently, I’ll touch on the bottom row first.

Without getting into details, the other day something made me think of Penfold, the generally useless hamster assistant to Danger Mouse, the star of the British cartoon series of the early 1980’s.  Even though my friends and I were technically a bit old for DM when it aired on Nickelodeon, we appreciated the silliness and wordplay.  Since I’ve wanted to include more cartoon characters on these stamps, and “Penfold” fit right in with the “Cole, Holds” theme, he gets a spot in the checklist.  Cor!

I stumbled across this photo of Jenna Fischer promoting her latest project and I remembered how much of a crush I had on her during The Office.  I considered her for my list of current-day “Charlie’s Angels”, but her appeal is more along the lines of “High school sweetheart you were lucky enough to reconnect with” than “fantasy one-night stand”.

Moving on to the “Passing Souls”…

One night in December I got in my car to drive somewhere and the SiriusXM Beatles Channel played a Smithereens cover of “All I’ve Got To Do”, followed by the news that Pat DiNizio had passed away… It came as a surprise to me, as I hadn’t known he’d been in poor health.  The Smithereens were one of my favorite bands of the 1980’s… “Green Thoughts” was one of the first CD’s I ever bought, and I loved it so much that I went back and filled in the catalog (It took a little while to find “Beauty And Sadness” and “Live At The Ritz NYC”).  If there’s a bright spot to this, I just discovered that there are all kinds of download-only Smithereens live albums available, so I’m going to have to find that iTunes gift card which is undoubtedly buried in desktop clutter…

This is the lead track off of “Green Thoughts”:

Another sad loss from the music world was the passing of The Moody Blues’ Ray Thomas. For years the Moodies were ignored by the Rock HOF, and sadly when they are inducted the band loses a founding member before the ceremony.

I became a fan of the Moody Blues during the late 1970’s, when the band wasn’t active… My best friend had acquired a car with an 8-Track player in it, so he raided his parents’ collection and one of the tapes we got into was the compilation “This Is The Moody Blues”.  We knew some of the songs, like “Nights In White Satin” but came to love every track.  A couple of years later the band reunited and released “Long Distance Voyager” and I have never looked back… although I still feel that the seven albums released between 1967 and 1972 are the only Moody Blues albums which really matter.

Among the songs which Ray Thomas wrote and sang lead vocal was “Dr. Livingstone, I Presume”, and I found this clip of that song (along with “Ride My See Saw”, also from In Search Of The Lost Chord) from French TV in 1968.

Angels Not In The Outfield

When I recently discussed my favorite non-sport sets, there was one set that was notably absent… Well, notable to the owner and sole proprietor of A Cracked Bat, who included a number of 1977 Topps Charlie’s Angels cards in the box she sent me.

These cards were very welcome because I wanted some of these cards for my non-sports binder; why I wanted them probably isn’t what you’d expect…

I started to notice girls/women in the 1970’s, so it might come as a surprise that these are the first Charlie’s Angels cards I’ve ever owned. It might surprise you even more for me to say that I don’t think I’ve ever watched an entire episode of Charlie’s Angels.

Now for those of you who aren’t familiar with the late 1970’s TV series or the 2000 reboot movie, Charlie’s Angels is about three beautiful women (the “Angels”) who (I think) are private detectives who work for the mysterious Charlie and… um… solve crimes, I guess?  Like I said, never watched the show.  I guess describing the show’s premise is like describing the menu at Hooters.

So why didn’t a 13-year-old white American boy watch a hit show featuring three hot women?

In my first draft of this post I wrote about how, to use the classic “Gilligan’s Island” debate, I’ve always preferred “Mary Anns” to “Gingers”. Charlie’s Angels was a show full of Ginger Grants, so I wasn’t drawn to the female leads like my classmates were.

This is entirely true, but it doesn’t fully explain the situation.

At the time my family had one TV in the house which meant that there was no way to watch a show without parental awareness… I knew that if I’d watched that show my mother would’ve fixed me with THAT LOOK which conveyed in no uncertain terms how very disappointed she was in whatever I was doing. I did not like to be on the receiving end of THAT LOOK.

…And, to be frank, Charlie’s Angels did not have a risk-to-reward ratio which would make it worthwhile. Any envelope-pushing was saved for shows like Monty Python’s Flying Circus.

Now if the original Charlie’s Angels starred Pam Dawber, Valerie Bertinelli and Louise Jameson (“Leela” from Doctor Who circa 1977-1981), and if they traveled through time and space to fight crime, then we’d be talking.

I got to thinking of who might entice me to watch a 2018 version of Charlie’s Angels (still with the space/time travel, naturally).  I’m not really a “celebrity crush” kind of guy, but after pondering it for a while I settled on Lauren Cohan (Walking Dead), Grace Park (Battlestar Galactica, Hawaii Five-O) and Alison Brie (Community, Mad Men).

Maybe Judd Apatow can get the ball rolling on this (He said in order to work in another card from A Cracked Bat…)

Oh, I never said why I’m happy to get these cards, did I? When it comes to my overall card collection, I have a general 1970’s obsession and I’d like to get at least a card or two from any card set which was issued in the U.S. in the 1970’s. Doesn’t matter if it’s a sport I didn’t follow, a musical act I didn’t listen to or a TV show I didn’t watch… For these, it’s more about the cards than the subjects.

Besides, I have to admit I like the design of these Charlie’s Angels cards. Is that like saying “I enjoy Playboy for the articles”?

I gotta say, though, that the cards’ puzzle backs are among the sexier card backs out there.

So now I’m going to get all Fuji with you and ask…

If you were casting a version of Charlie’s Angels for either your teen years or for today, which three people – angels *can* be men, y’know – would you choose?

My Favorite Non-Sports Sets (Unranked)

Earlier this week, Billy over at Cardboard History ran through his top 30 non-sports sets, concluding with this post on Monday.  He concluded his post by asking readers what their favorite sets were, and that got me thinking about all of the different non-sports set I liked.

I’m not going to rank them (other than re-state what I’d declared to be my favorite), but I thought it would be fun to run through my favorites, anyway.

The one I said was my favorite in the comments on that post was 1961 Topps Sports Cars.  This “Tall Boy” sized set is a thing of beauty, and one I’ve been slowly trying to complete over the past few years (and I need to get back on this one).

A similarly-themed set from Topps is the 1976 “Autos of 1977” set.  This set isn’t as beautiful as the 1961 Sports Cars set, and it’s clear that Topps hadn’t put a lot of effort into the set – the photos and write-ups were came from the card manufacturers and they misspelled “Volkswagen” throughout the set, fer cryin’ out loud – but as a child of the 1970’s I can identify with the cars and I’m confident that if this set had been available where I lived (or at least in the stores I went into in 1976), I would’ve collected the hell out of it.

It doesn’t seem right that a rundown of non-sport sets should be without one of Topps’ illustrated narrative-style sets of the 1960’s.  I’m not a fan of “Mars Attacks” or “Civil War”, but I love the painted Batman sets of the mid-1960’s, especially the initial “Black Bat” series.

I did mention that I’m a child of the 1970’s, and just about anybody who grew up in the 1970’s was a fan of Wacky Packs.  I am certainly no exception.  As this is a sticker set, many kids chose to stick them to various items.  Again, I am no exception.  The blue background in this scan is the looseleaf binder these two are affixed to.

Beatles!  For the purpose of this post, I’m lumping all of the various 1960’s Beatles sets into one category, and I tend to prefer the ones which show them as a band or as a bunch of zany moptops.

…Is your wife interested in Monty Python cards?  Eh?  Monty Python cards, he asked  him knowingly?  Eh?  Eh?  Know what I mean, know what I mean?  Nudge, nudge!


(I suppose I should say more… This card is from the 1994 Cornerstone Monty Python’s Flying Circus set which frankly tries too hard in spots, but as someone who can honestly say that Monty Python changed my life, I still enjoy this set.)

It doesn’t take an army of Fred Flintsone clones to get me to like the 1993 Cardz Flintsones set.


To be fair, it’s not a super-great set and it includes way too many cards from the  spin-offs like “The Pebbles And Bamm-Bamm Show” and the then-current special “I Yabba Dabba Do!”, but there are plenty of cards that make me giggle thinking of the many misadventures of Fred and Barney.

Honorable mention:
As big as a Star Trek fan as I’ve been in my life… more so “then” than “now”… I’ve always felt like there should be a Star Trek set among my favorites. The 1976 Topps Star Trek set would’ve been a favorite of mine had I been aware of it in 1976… but just like with the “Autos of 1977” set, I wasn’t aware of this one until years later.

There was a Star Trek 25th Anniversary set put out in 1991 by Impel which wasn’t bad…

…well, the cardstock was paper thin and the set included “The Next Generation” which was fine, but wasn’t THE ORIGINAL.  \

I hadn’t thought about it before, but maybe I should collect a Star Trek Frankenset.  Hmmm…  As Mirror Universe Spock said, “Captain Kirk, I shall consider it.” Who knows, this could end up as Official Card Collecting Goal #419!

Custom Card Sunday: Where The Week Took Me, Plus Others From The Files

This has been a crazy week for me, but as I haven’t posted anything in several days I’m going to make this one of those somewhat-dreaded “clearing house” posts. I’ve got three customs I made this week, plus two which have been sitting in unposted drafts, curled up in the corner, silently weeping.

Well, that’s a dark start to a post, isn’t it?

Let’s counteract the sadness with Mookie Betts! The Red Sox outfielder bowled a perfect 300 in a Professional Bowlers Association event, and I felt like this was a custom-worthy event (full disclosure: The image used in the custom is not from the 300 game).

As someone who bowls in a league (and whose delivery is way too inconsistent to even sniff at a 300), I have nothing but respect for a feat like this.

This next custom is for a type of mining truck that has intrigued me since I first saw a picture of it from a mining trade show a few years ago. That picture (which I don’t have access to now) featured somewhere around eight men posing on the built-in staircase (seen running diagonally across the grille) of a Caterpillar 979F. When a truck has a built-in staircase, you know it’s a huge freakin’ truck.

Check out the specs on this monster: 400 ton capacity; 4000 HP; each tire is over 13 feet tall and costs more than $40,000 each. The truck itself costs approximately $5M, but the price varies because naturally when a truck goes for millions of dollars, each is built to the customer’s specs.

The gravel pit background reminds me of 1970’s vintage Doctor Who… One almost expects Tom Baker (the 4th Doctor) to make his way across and encounter some low-budget alien.

…And speaking of Doctor Who… A recent promotional image for the show featured Jodie Whittaker, the upcoming 13th Doctor, shown in character for the first time.

I’d been expecting for a little while that #13 would be played by a woman – I was kinda expecting Olivia Colman but instead got someone else I knew from Broadchurch. One is always apprehensive with a casting change… The aforementioned Tom Baker was my first Doctor, and every one after him has had to win me over… some (Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant) much more successfully than others (Colin Baker). I’m looking forward to seeing what kind of vision Whittaker and new showrunner Chris Chibnall have, and I can only hope that they “GET IT”.

…And now on to the sad, misplaced customs…

I think this Jay Bruce custom was originally part of a post about how 2017 Topps Archives didn’t correctly replicate 1960 Topps… the custom may have lost it’s purpose in life, but it turned out a bit too good to not share.

Finally… One of my favorite promotions of this past season is one put on by… (Sigh)… I hate to admit it when the Atlanta Braves do something I like.  They have this promotion where an ordinary fan is given a big lead in a race against “The Freeze”.  The Freeze is Braves’ groundcrew member Nigel Talton wearing blue spandex and goggles.  Talton impressively fast and is (surprise surprise) a competitive runner.

This clip was my introduction to The Freeze, and remains my favorite moment:

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I fell asleep watching Game 1 of the ALCS on Friday night, woke up for the 9th inning, and ended up watching a fair amount of what followed on  FS1, the Pearl Jam concert film “Let’s Play Two”. I have to admit that even though I’m largely indifferent to Pearl Jam (their music just doesn’t speak to me) it was an interesting film. At the beginning there were shots of the band hanging backstage and I wondered “Who’s this guy hanging with the band, the one with short-cropped hair and glasses looking like Bob Saget’s younger brother?” As it turns out, Saget The Younger turned out to be Stone Gossard, rhythm guitarist for Pearl Jam. This amused me enough that I created a stamp for him.

For those who missed the debacle, the USMNT (U.S. Mutant Ninja Turtles Men’s National Team) were eliminated from World Cup qualification, bringing shame and disgrace on our country for generations to come. I haven’t seen the USMNT lately… and apparently won’t for quite a while… but Christian Pulisic sounds like he’s the future of soccer in the United States. Just the fact that he’s a 19-year-old playing in the German Budesliga impresses the hell out of me.  Maybe things would’ve gone better for the USMNT if the Mutant Ninja Turtles had been sent out to play against Trinidad And Tobago… or at least if Splinter had been the head coach.

I was amused by a t-shirt I saw, one which featured Cookie Monster and says “Straight Outta Cookies”. I like the shirt, but given Cookie Monster’s speech patterns, wouldn’t he say “Straight outta cookie”? …or maybe I’m just overthinking this.

Hagar Ben Ari is the bass player in the house band on The Late Late Show With James Corden. She’s often seen in the background and has this cool vibe about her, but I’d never seen her do anything but play bass and react to things on the show. I’ve been intrigued by her for a while, even more so when Googling turned up only her name, the fact that she’s Israeli and…. um….. she plays the bass.

Hopefully you enjoyed these… let’s see what else is in this particular Fun Pack!

While I have no love for the Washington Nationals, they recently did something I whole-heartedly approve of… They installed a full-blown organ for their organist Matthew Van Hoose (who previously had been using a keyboard).

I grew up listening to Jane Jarvis playing the organ at Shea Stadium, so I feel like a good organist should be part of a baseball game.  It’s been a few years since I’ve been to Nationals Park, but when I return to watch the Mets take on the Nats, I’ll make sure to appreciate Dr. Van Hoose.  I have a feeling, however, that he won’t be playing “Meet The Mets”.

When Nathan Walker took the ice recently, he became the first Australian player in the NHL. I thought that was really cool, and it almost made me want to root for the Capitals again. Almost. You know the rules… I won’t have any thoughts of reconciliation with the Capitals until Ovechkin’s gone.

The absolute best thing about this story is that Walker was congratulated by the Australian ambassador to the United States, a gentleman by the name of – and I am completely serious about this – Joe Hockey. My sources tell me that Mr. Hockey does not spend his winter skating on a frozen-over birdbath, thinking things like “Here’s Joe Hockey at the Stanley Cup Finals…”

If you hadn’t heard, the NBA is allowing teams to wear an advertising patch on their uniforms starting this year. What you may not have known is that the Indiana Pacers will be sponsored by 1994 Fleer Baseball.

The Angels’ Parker Bridwell went 10-3, 3.64 with a 1.198 WHIP. He also went at least 6 innings in 13 of his starts. The Orioles really could’ve used a guy like that in their rotation….

What’s that?

The Orioles had Parker Bridwell and DFA’ed him in April?


Saturday Side Trip: Track #14 From The Beatles FrankenAlbums

…And the white flag is out!

This is the last track for the Beatles “FrankenAlbum”, and this time around we’ve got only 8 tracks vying for that coveted final spot. We’ve run out of tracks on A Hard Day’s Night, Sgt. Pepper, Magical Mystery Tour, Disk 2 of the White Album and Let It Be.

Just a reminder that there will be one final Beatle post next Saturday to review this week’s voting and run through a couple of other Beatle-related lists of my devising.

As with previous weeks we’ve got other features and images from the 1993 River Group “The Beatles Collection” card set… like this one:

Recapping the voting from last week… “A Day In The Life” posted an overwhelming win

Here’s where we stand after thirteen tracks:

My FrankenAlbum:

  1. Help
  2. Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
  3. You’ve Got To Hide Your Love Away
  4. Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey
  5. And I Love Her
  6. I Am The Walrus
  7. Can’t Buy Me Love
  8. Strawberry Fields Forever
  9. You Never Give Me Your Money
  10. Things We Said Today
  11. In My Life
  12. Get Back
  13. A Day In The Life

Your FrankenAlbum:

  1. A Hard Day’s Night
  2. Something
  3. I’m Only Sleeping
  4. Medley: Nowhere Man / Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey
  5. Medley: And I Love Her / I’ll Follow The Sun / Think For Yourself / Octopus’s Garden
  6. Medley: I Am The Walrus / Let It Be
  7. Here Comes The Sun
  8. Strawberry Fields Forever
  9. Penny Lane
  10. Medley: I’m Looking Through You / I’m So Tired / Lovely Rita / Things We Said Today
  11. In My Life
  12. I’ve Just Seen A Face
  13. A Day In The Life

My Favorite Covers FrankenAlbum:

  1. “Come Together” by Aerosmith
  2. “With A Little Help From My Friends” by Joe Cocker
  3. “Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds” by The Hooters
  4. “Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey” by Fats Domino
  5. “Sexy Sadie” by Phish
  6. “Tell Me Why” by The Beach Boys
  7. “She Said She Said” by Gov’t Mule
  8. “Porque (Because)” by Grupo Fantasma
  9. “I’ll Cry Instead” by Billy Joel
  10. “For No One” by Chet Atkins
  11. “Good Morning, Good Morning” by Micky Dolenz
  12. “You Can’t Do That” by The Supremes
  13. “Got To Get You Into My Life” by Earth Wind And Fire

If you want to see the prior posts, you can click on the “Beatles FrankenAlbum” link at the bottom of this post.

OK, let’s get to it…

“Golden Slumbers” (Abbey Road) vs. “Money” (With The Beatles)
If not for the rule of following the official track listings, the combination of Golden Slumbers, Carry That Weight and The End would be formidable… but as it is, the dividing line between “Golden Slumbers” and “Carry That Weight” is pretty well arbitrary, so I can’t really go in that direction for a chunk of a track.
WINNER: “Money”

“Everybody’s Trying To Be My Baby” (Beatles For Sale) vs. “Don’t Pass Me By” (White Album Disc 1)
These 14 posts make it seem like I hate Ringo… I’ll admit he’s not my favorite Beatle, but for me many of his tracks are enjoyable but generally not outstanding.
WINNER: “Everybody’s Trying To Be My Baby”

“Dizzy Miss Lizzy” (Help) vs. “Run For Your Life” (Rubber Soul)
I feel guilty for liking “Run For Your Life” because it’s quite a nasty and misogynistic song. If I remember correctly, even John Lennon came to regret writing it… but it’s a damn catchy song.
WINNER: “Run For Your Life”

“Twist And Shout” (Please Please Me) vs. “Tomorrow Never Knows” (Revolver)
Yikes… This is one of the hardest matchups in the whole shebang. “Twist And Shout” is so iconic and such a perfect end to any album; “Tomorrow Never Knows” is so ground-breaking and awesome… I’m grasping for anything I can latch on to, so I’ll go with the fact that Ferris Bueller didn’t lip synch to “Tomorrow Never Knows” on a parade float.
WINNER: “Twist And Shout”

“Twist And Shout” over “Money”
“Run For Your Life” over “Everybody Wants To Be My Baby”

For the first and only time, I’ve got a cover version as the FrankenAlbum track: “Twist And Shout”

Cover Version

This is a bit problematic because out of this week’s eight songs, four are the Beatles covering other artists so I won’t include those songs. That leaves “Run For Your Life”, “Tomorrow Never Knows”, “Don’t Pass Me By” and “Golden Slumbers”. There are good cover versions of “Tomorrow Never Knows” by The Mission (UK) and also by David Lee Roth, but they don’t stray terribly far from the original. All of the covers I know of “Golden Slumbers” are a bit too sappy for my taste. Nobody covered “Run For Your Life” other than Nancy Sinatra and Gary Lewis And The Playboys, and I am not going to go there… Suffice to say, if Nancy’s last name was “Schwartzbaum”, we wouldn’t even be talking about her right now.

I don’t like to do this because one could debate whether it’s a cover when it’s Ringo doing his own Beatles song, but it’s the most interesting version of any of these four songs… and I feel like the Ringo fans should get a little bit of love for me. So… I’m going with “Don’t Pass Me By” from Ringo’s recently-released “Give More Love” album.

To make up for it, here’s The Flying Lizards’ version of “Money (That’s What I Want)”, which was a favorite on The Doctor Demento Show.   For some reason, I used to picture the vocalist as being  a Yoko-ish Japanese woman.

And now, one last time, head to the polls and vote!